Tuesday, 8 January 2013

High Tea with the Queen*

According to Fortnum and Mason, ‘Afternoon tea is a quintessentially English meal’ and therefore a great way to spend an afternoon when you have friends or family visiting England. Our ‘’guests’’ are not exactly tourists, my cousin, Andrea used to live here and is married to an Englishman. Therefore they came, with their gorgeous kids in tow, to visit his family and spend Christmas over here. Andrea had the idea of afternoon tea – originally she wanted to take the kids (and us bigger kids) to The Parlour where we could indulge in ice-cream sundaes but unfortunately it was booked out until the end of January.

So instead we booked into The Diamond Jubilee Tea Salon  a place to enjoy high tea for hundreds of years, before being refurbished and re-opened in 2012 by the Queen (hence the name). So we found ourselves dining where Lizzie, Camilla and Catherine have all eaten before us.

High Tea in London is not exactly a cheap affair but it is nice when you get good service for what you pay. I have been once before (link) to the Berkeley where we enjoyed the fashioned themed sandwiches and cakes and thought it was good value. Unfortunately, I have heard negative reviews of The Ritz where they obviously rely on their reputation and charge a high price and do not provide great food or service.

At Fortnum and Mason however, we were lucky and received both good food and good service. We chose teas from a menu of over 80 teas (yes this was a difficult task for Lynne who is terrible at making decisions!). I started with pot of Chai and around the table Orange Pekoe, Huang Ya Cha Yellow Buds (Yellow Tea – had never heard of this before!)and Gunpowder tea, were all ordered. They are also happy to accommodate other tastes, such as apple tea for the kids (served in a teapot) and a Hot Chocolate (for one of the bigger kids).

We chose the classic menu so received a 3-tiered cake stand with sandwiches, scones, cakes and pastries. There is also an option to have a savoury high tea where the scones are all savoury and the cakes and pastries replaced with foods like blinis, toast and mini pies. The kids chose from the Children’s menu – I think it was pretty easy for them to decide –Annabelle had ‘Cakes for Girls’ and Harry had ‘Cakes for Boys’. 
Although the difference between the two was difficult to determine.

This is the ''cakes for boys''.
For the rest of us we started with the sandwiches, an assortment of Chicken with Fortnum’s Tarragon Dijon Mustard, Cucumber with Mint Butter, Rare Breed Hen Egg with Mustard Cress, Poached and Smoked Salmon with Lemon, and Caper Crème Fraîche and Rare Roast Beef with Horseradish Cream. Once Jen and I had eaten them all we were quickly offered replenishment and got another plate of the same. From here I moved up a tier to the scones, they were either plain or with sultanas and served with clotted cream and a choice of Fortnum and Mason preserve. I stuck with the theme and had their Jubilee Royal Sovereign Strawberry, it was very tasty indeed. We were all especially impressed as Bray, Jen and I have had some interesting experiences with scones before.

One scone was enough before Jen and I moved on to the cakes and pastries – they change regularly and we were fortunate to receive some very decadent foods; a rose éclair, a cherry and white chocolate fondant/cake, a chocolate mousse with a  cake base and a very rich and sticky caramel cake with gold leaf. They also allow you to choose from Highgrove Cake Carriage, everything is complimentary and you can have as much as you like. I did go for another pot of tea (Moroccan Mint this time) but resisted any more food.

This does not do it justice.
Andrea, Jonathan and the kids left (an hour and a half in our company was more than enough for Annabelle and Harry) a little before us but it was great to spend some time with them in London. We were then able to finish our tea before taking our time to leave by checking out every floor of Fortnum and Mason. Whilst the majority of the items they sell are wayyyyyyyy out of my price range it is January sale time and I was able to spend a little of my hard earned cash (a new 2013 diary) before I left – very full and feeling very posh.

All in all, a quintessentially English way to spend an afternoon! 

*note I did not actually dine with the Queen.